Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
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