Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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