At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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