And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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