Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
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