You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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