literally had 100 drinks last night.
I wish I only lived at night.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
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