So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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