god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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