Well apparently he's into motor boating.
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
i'm 85% sure that if you don't visit me i will do something awkward and potentially dangerous to you in your sleep involving chocolate milk and a sham-wow.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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