Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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