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You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
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