White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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