I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
there was a trapeze. enough said
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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