Buhtt sex?
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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