On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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