Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
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