Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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