And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
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