just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
God, I missed his penis.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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