I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
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