that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Randomize
