Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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