So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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