oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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