dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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