I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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