That's intense
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
So apparently I’m into choking now
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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