Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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