it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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