My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Randomize
