did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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