Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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