your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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