Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
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