Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
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