Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
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