Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
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