Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
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