Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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