Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
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