she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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