just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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