road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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