Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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