Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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