It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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