Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Jesus knows you're telling a lie.
Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
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