Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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