For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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